I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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