at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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