Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I didn't notice because vodka
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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