If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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