I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol â¤â¤ also dont tell anyone
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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