I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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