is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i dont even know how to be here
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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