maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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