That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
