I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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