Sry I called you an 8
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
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