She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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