Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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