they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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