He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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