I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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