apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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