he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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