It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'm both gender and math confused
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