Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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