4 words: hood of his car
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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