I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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