I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
