im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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