its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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