I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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