i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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