you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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