respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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