ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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