Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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