Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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