We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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