we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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