The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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