just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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