Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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