So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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