yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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