I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
You work out of a Hotel?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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