Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Drake has all the answers
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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