You surviving the open bar?
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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