Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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