New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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