Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Randomize
