TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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