North Korea, Best Korea!
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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