Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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