Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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