Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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